With the prospect of a long Easter weekend before me I decided it was high time for me to engage in the theological equivalent of a mid life crisis. I am proud to announce that I have deconstructed. I can see clearly now the vast empty nothingness since I have successfully demolished that tacky ChristianContinue reading “My Deconstruction Story”
Tag Archives: Satire
A Life in Three Words
There is a minimalist way to do a social media bio which manages to be both wildly uninformative and obnoxious. At least to me. It is the three words that the person in question thinks best sums them up in a style possibly created by P.T. Barnum (The man, the myth, the legend). Much likeContinue reading “A Life in Three Words”
Fencing the Hammer
Introduction It should be known that the Pharisees in the days of Christ were known for “fencing” the written law of God, or creating the “oral” law. The idea being if we don’t want to come close to breaking the law of God new very specific laws must be created around the written law. ThenContinue reading “Fencing the Hammer”
Did TGC Just Grow a Spine?!
A little noticed article flitted its way over to The Gospel Coalition. As far as I can make out it was not given placement on the big banner section at the top. I stumbled across it by pure Calvinism, and have been sharing it with friends left and right. It is posted below and thenContinue reading “Did TGC Just Grow a Spine?!”
Haunted House of Worship
Back in the day a haunted house was verboten for the righteous, instead we participated in Judgement House… For the un initiated this was a similar tour where a group of people would be herded through a series of Sunday School rooms where a story would unfold, following a minimum of two characters who wouldContinue reading “Haunted House of Worship”
Heresy for Dummies
The nice thing about living in these fascinating modern times is that now heresy is both fun and safe. Gone are the days where you would get the old hot foot for thinking the wrong thing out loud. Sure there is still that niggling little detail of eternal damnation dangling over your head; but beingContinue reading “Heresy for Dummies”
Critical Reformed Theory
One of the recent crazes in evangelicalism has been Critical Race Theory (commonly known as CRT). Nowhere has this raged like wildfire as much as non denominational churches. Sure that thing burned through the PCA like California in July but they have been stacking the heresy kindling for years now and it was only aContinue reading “Critical Reformed Theory”
Worship Song Choose Your own Adventure
1. Arise my tenderest thoughts, arise; To torrents melt my streaming eyes. Is this about sin? Go to 2. Is this about your feelings? Go to 3. 2. And you, my heart with anguish feel Those evils which you can not heal. Is the you in this you? Go to 4. Is the you implyingContinue reading “Worship Song Choose Your own Adventure”
Acts 29 Marks of a Gospel Coalition Church Order of Service (With Excerpts)
I can not reveal the way in which I acquired this outline of service, dated 10-18-2020. However, in my travels I have distressingly found it to be the norm with a few tweaks. I hope that it entertains more than distresses. Or perhaps it will serve as a corrective and will prod a few intoContinue reading “Acts 29 Marks of a Gospel Coalition Church Order of Service (With Excerpts)”
Cultural Marxism
Looking around all that I survey, I stumble into a vast plain of ignorance. I am told that Cultural Marxism is either the fount of all evil or the head waters of all that is good, decent, and long division. Therefore I sought to research this phenom, and after receiving instruction from my aged andContinue reading “Cultural Marxism”
Southern Reformed Smoker 